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Thu Apr 2, 2009, 6:43 PM
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(( Hello My Freaky Darlings, this is the fist Fan fiction I have ever put up ever its just the introduction and there WILL be more to come. I just wanted to make a setting.
Its rated R or NC17 for violence swearing and seines of and explicit slash smutty nature.;)
Charters are John Wilmot & Jack Sparrow
Enjoy~
don’t forget to let me know what you think.)))

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The Poet & The Thief
Chapter 1.



“ An Then They Made me there Chief!”
**SPLASH**

“Elisabeth!!!!!”

Rochester tuned quickly with a heavy scowl at the sound of James Norrington shrill cries,
Squinting in the harsh sunlight as he watched the crusade of guards ran past him towards the forts look out.

“ What’s Happened ?”

Rochester asked his friend George of his right shoulder keeping his eyes fixed on the all the commotion before him.

“… Poor Buggers gone An lost his Bride,…. Figures!”

George said dryly before retuning to his ail,
Rochester rolled his eyes to the ground in thought before smirking softly as he walked after the entourage latterly running down the steps of the fort.

“ Aw! No! Johnny, Johnny!”

George moaned before scoffing and tagging along after his forward friend.

---+---

“ On Your Feet!!!!”

The Dark man looked up from his position over Elizabeth on her back on the dock.
As Norrington barked thrusting this sword under the his Chin,
On looking Rochester had slipped his way though the tight net group of soldiers and pulled his sword from his Kane lusting it under his chin standing along side the Commodore locking eyes with the tanned man on his knees.

“ Let Me Finish him Off Sir!”

Rochester purred with a smug smirk watching the mans confused exasperation with his current predicament. Elizabeth scurried to her feet as her father put his coat round her wet frame as she quickly spoke up.

“ James! Johnny!.. Do you really mean to kill his rescuer ?”

Norrington paused and put his sword away and looked at Rochester who was making the man rise to his feet by means of his chin.

“ Haven’t quite got your hand on the rains yet have you?”

Rochester said smoothly looking over to James who frowns at him near seething form his public insult.

“ Commodore you need not miss anymore of your ceremony! I‘ll be sure to see he‘s rightfully dealt with.”

The pewit said almost knowingly looking back at the felon with a dark glint in his eye.
The commodore ,Elizabeth both seemed unsettled about the idea but Norrington let it slip as the realisation of missing his own correlation and a second chance to propose to Ms. Swann.

“ Thank you Johnny..”

“… Pleasure!”
Johnny added smiling at his conviction as they all slowly began to leave.
Finally alone with the young sailor Rochester seemed to loose interest in him almost immediately and dropped his sword turning and walking away down the dock towards his friends who were waiting for him.


“ Wait!”

Rochester paused turning to see the man closing in on him.

“ Wait why did you do that?”

He asked him with bated breath, Rochester cocked a brow facing him again.

“..Oh’ How about it,.. the mute speaks!”

Said George from a few feet away sounding more board then ever,
Johnny glanced back at him and then back at the baffled and drenched young man before him.
He took a moment before he responded at if gathering his thoughts.

“ George!.. Take young Mr. Downs and meet me at Lon’s.”

“ Aww…. JOHNNY!…for fuck sake!”

Seeming to give in mid-sentence George turned his tail and walked off up the dock towards town grabbing the youth by the arm as they walked.

“Tell me your name sir!”

Rochester began looking him up and down shamelessly, the sailor was ruggedly handsome other then being socking wet his features were quite gifted.

“ Jack!.. Captain Jack Sparrow.”

“ Captain?…”

John could not contain the creeping smirk on his lips as he looked around for any sign of such.

“ I Don’t see your ship?,….. Jack!”

“ I’m in the market, as it were…”

Jack said quickly having to dip his head in the way to keep the gentleman’s attention.

“… Fascinating!”

Rochester said with a hiss and drug his eyes from him and walking on down the dock leaving Sparrow blinking and speechless again, looking back up seeing him waking and ran after him.

“ erm.. Wait!.. Sir! .. They uhh. Your friends They coll you Johnny?.. Yea?”

Jack said desperately trying to find common ground walking hurriedly along side the Earl.

“.. ah how Your memory serves you well !.”

“right.. Well,.. Johnny, I wanted to say thank you!… for what you did back there,.. I fought for sure I was gone to the gallows.”

“Hmm…”
“.. Bu Might I ask why?. What benefit is it for you, to help out a stranger? At your own expense?”

Rochester stopped in his stead and faced him making Jack take a step back.

“..Mark Me! Jack!…
Even action worth anything! in this life,
good or bad will be acted upon at your own expense! Make it Well!”

Jack looked slightly transfixed for a moment before he nodded.

“ Now Come!.. The Sea parches!… lets get a drink?”

“ But The People of this town,.. They don’t take kindly to… my …sort..”

“ And~… what “sort” would that be Jack?… are you a pirate?..”

The captain paused before he could answer

“ yes! That I am.”

Rochester seemed elated and smirked something wicked as he took a step closer to him.

“.. Now THAT,.. Is indeed Fascinating.. “

Turning John took Jacks arm making him walk with him.

“ Tell me more!”

“.. Look mate I’d love ta its just the towns people are not so -”

“ Know One Will Touch You If Your With Me!”

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The tavern was dark and badly lit it stank of stale ail and wreaked of worse.
Jack felt at home and sighed some what comfortably in this new setting.

“ ROCHESTER!”

Someone called out at random as they walked in and john spotted his well off entourage
Gathered round a table in the back by the only window that seemed to let in light.
Jack looked some what disappointed in seeing them, Johnny noticed and leaned in to jacks ear making him go stiff all over.

“ We Don’t Have To Sit With Them,.. I’d Rather have you to myself…”
Jack’s lips fell apart unsure how to take that his eyes shifted to were john was as his body still kept him still.
Johnny lend back looking up his profile and exasperation before he let out a hearted chuckle walking in front of him.

“ Now how about that drink?.”

“ Yus!”

The evening had come and gone an night removed all the light from outside the windows of the pub that seemed to have permeated its way into an unnoticeable haze round the two, empty tumblers on the table were evidence that they both would have hair of the dog by morning.
Rochester laughed hitting the table as Jack repeated himself laughing along with him.

“ They Did!… I was the first one to find the seller in like 12 years so I have the time uh me bloody life on that island!..”

“…I Swear Jack by the sound of you, you’d think you had a mind to go back there!”

“.. Well it was o’right!.. Just .. Kinda lonely after a wile though.”

“.. I couldn’t imagine being more splendidly alone then being trapped on an island with good dink Jack..”

John said lifting his dink to his mouth when he notice Jacks exasperation and brought his cup from his lips to ask him.

“.. Why do you keep looking over there?”

“.. Oh!! Nothing!..”

The pirate looked caught out and stuttered to find the right words.

“ Don’t fucking Lie to me Jacky boy! What the devil are you looking at?”

Jack smiles nearly blushing .

“ Its that boy sitting with your friends,..”

“ Downs?”

“.. Yes!.. He’s been staring me daggers all night?.. Why‘s he staring at me like that?.”

“ aah well..”

“ You Know Something! What is It!!?”

The Earl shrugged an shoulder and drained the dregs of his glass before moving round and sitting next to Jack.
The Pirate took a double take at him as he leant in close and put his hand on Jacks arm making him sit up straight as Rochester moved to his ear again and Jack bit his lip.

“.. I’ve Had Him,.. and He’s Jealous!”

“ Hu- Had Him?”

Jack repeated licking his lips looking back over at Billy Downs who seemed to turn a near shade of beetroot as Johnny got so close.

“.. Yes!… “

“ Jealous?”

“.Yes… of you.”

“ Of Me?…Bu- . .. . .. .”

John lent back and put his hand under Jacks chin turning his face meeting his eyes with his own.
The pirate swallowed hard feeling a tied of heat slowly washing over him having never felt so suddenly intimidated or turned on by another man in his life.

“..Well, you are quite Beautiful Jack!”

Rochester’s tone had become softer and yet deeper the words seemed to purr as they flowed from his lips. Jacks eyes darted between his in such close proximity far to many thoughts were flashing through his un sobered mind.

“.. Have You Ever Been With another Man Jack?”

“… No?..”

“.. Thought About it?”

“… ……. ….. no.”

“ Don’t Lie To Me!”

“ I Am! I, ….I . I Mean I’m, Not!… I’m Not. Lying!.”

Johnny smirked at him removing his hand from his chin and moving a string of beads from his face as Jack cleared his throat.

“ So!.. You’re a Temp then Johnny?”

“ Not All The Time!.. But your wide of the point Pet,
Changing the matter to disarranged the subject, only makes one more incited for the answers!”

“ Right! See! That right there! I have no idea what you just said mate!”

John laughed softly and slid his hand into the sailors inner thigh making him go ridged and gasp turning his body, facing him in the booth.

“ My god your as timid as a School Boy!”

“ What’ter you doing???”

“ Testing a Theory “

“ Wh-…

“ Hush!”

Jack didn’t have time so respond as Johnny closed in slowly and ceased his lip in a kiss.
Johnny’s lips were warm and soft only made firm by his movements and jack could do nothing to stop his own response.
The thief eyes fluttered closed as he kissed the Poet back with some obvious uncertainty, as he had no idea what to do with his hands.
John however sunk his hand into the pirates dark and unruly hair finding a hold there as the deepened the kiss slowly, making jack admit a weak moan against his lips.
In that moment a fire ignited in Jacks mind, as if something that had been lying dormant for its chance to emerge.
And he charged at the chance, cupping the side of Johns face pulling himself closer he teased his tounge along his lip pleading for entrance.
Rochester smirked against his mouth and openly greeted his tongue with his own.
When the two parted for air Johnny was first to speak.

“ Let get out of here?”

“ Yes!”


---+---

John shut and locked the door to the room as Jack walked into the small room towards the bed and stopped a good few feet before it.
The Earl closed in on him from behind and slowly moved his dreaded locks aside bowing his head to kiss the exposed flesh of his neck, snaking his other arm round Jacks Waist pulling him back against him.
The Pirate sighed like he had been holding his breath tilting his head out the way and closing his eyes as the pewit’s lips sent feverish shivers though his acing body.

Jack turned around swiftly and ceased Rochester’s lips heatedly causing a sharp groan to bleed from the Earl’s Lips. It seemed to catch him off guard and Jack knew it.
This only seeming to make the sailor retaliate with more verger not giving Johnny much chance to respond as he began to walk himself backwards towards the bed pulling John with him.

Johnny seemed to understand in an instant what was happening and frowned admitting a near growl from his chest, slipping his hands up to Jack shoulders and with one hard shove sent The pirate off him and onto the bed on his back practically winding him.
Jack gasped and sat up as best he could to see Rochester puling off his black over coat and toss it into a nearby chair.

“..If You Don’t Know How To Dance, You Should Let Someone Else Lead!”

John said smoothly as he climbed on top of Jack slowly watching him like a predator as he moved over him sliding his knee between Jack legs and then the other, moving them apart.
Jack was suddenly struck with a rush of panic as his body tensed up all over watching the villain smirk down at him knowingly.

“ I’ll av you know, I’m an exceptionally good dancer!”

Jack said smirking up at him trying his best to keep himself clam.

“ That! Remains To Be Seen.”

John purred smiling back at him before leaning down as if he would kiss him but stopped inches before making the breath hitch in Jacks throat .
Seeing this, only made the Poet smirk proudly before ceasing the pirates lips hard moving on top of him making Jack fall back into the sheets.
The thief almost wanting to struggle under him gripping his arm tightly using his mouth to push back against him.

Rochester retaliated by biting down on Jack’s lower lip making the sailor nearly yelp, never the less distracted the pirate long enough for Johnny to grip his hips and slid him against him making here hip’s meet.

“ Oh Gods!”

Jack wailed unable to stop the shiver that ran through him from the contact,
John rocked his hips into him giving them the friction that they both so desperately craved following a unmarked trail down his jaw and into his neck making the sailor gasp and moaning buck his hips uncontrollably against the nobleman.

John let a heated groan against the exposed tanned skin of the pirates chest, finally coming to a stop when he felt the worn white fabric of Jack shit against his mouth.

At this point Jack was heaving for breath, he had covered his face with his hands and Rochester flashed a grin of satisfaction at his sensitive new pet.

“ Jack?…”

He purred up at him before chuffing smugly and pawing up the bed over him again.*

“ Look At Me Jack!”

“ Humph!”

“.. Oh, Come On You Apt Little Tart!”

Sparrow hearing the name and pulled his hands away fast looking up at him with seemingly shocked and disproving look.

“ Beg your pardon?!!!!”

“…Aw Jack Don’t Be Modest Pet, Though You Are So Very Amusing When You Lie, But , I Think It Best If Truth Be Told IN The Beginning.
So I’ll Tell You The Truth Jack,
I Intend To Make My Escort, And With This You Will Live With Me, Eat, Drink With The Highest an Most Respected Men In The Country!… “

Jack’s mind now trapped in a pent up fog of lust now frustrated with the strange conclusion of his conviction to this so called noblemen. Who now not only wanted to bed him but own him to.

“ You Ask’ in me to be you’re, … you’re… Hoare?!!!“

“ Yes!…. Oh Don’t Look So Affined Jack I’m not Asking You To Be One Of Those Lane Lieutenants!… I Will Not Pimp You, Nor Will I Share You!.. “

Johnny said before smoothing his tone as he smiled leaning in again.

“ Be Honest Jack, You Hunger For You Own Sex, An Yet Here I Am Offering You A Chance To Have It. “

John stoked The Pirates cheek drawing himself closer teasing his lips off his.
Jack resisted at fist though the burning in his gut was becoming unbearable ad didn’t restrained himself for long.

“…An Believe Me Jack You Shall Have It,…
…Give Yourself To Me And I Will Give You…. Everything!”

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:iconprimadonagirl999:
HELLOOO!!!! i was wondering if ur going to do the mad hatter any time soon? have you seen the trailer for the alice and wonderland movie? ITS THE BOMB!

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yes i've seen it.
and i have already done madhatter suff age's ago.
its on our youtube page.

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:iconprimadonagirl999:
*gasp* must see! going now to check! XD

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Your Lucifer catched me on bebo!:D

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LOL!!!!! OMG!!! :D

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Thanks!:)
I have manips on my bebo page:[link];PhotoAlbumId=11082906539

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Surprise ;)

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Hope you like :3

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Wooooo! *runs off to see it*

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